Discussed with my friends about something
until all of us started laughing.

One of my friends is always late
so i thought of a scenerio for his future
girl friend.

His ask his GF out for dinner.
He is late, GF don't mind.
2nd time late.
GF a bit angry. but don't mind.
7th, 8th, time late
GF starting to feel pissed off.
10th time late.
My friend reach there just in time to
see his GF gets into her the other
BF and she even wave at my friend "bye.bye"
OR.
GF call my friend and tell him that its over.

My friends gave me 2 choices.
If i have a 2 BF which will i choose.
1) Hey...later movie meet u at Plaza Singapura ok?
2) Hey...7pm go downstair, i drive my car to fetch u.
ALL of my friends chose the 2nd one...

Another friend of mine gave the 3rd choice.

3) Give her an EZ-link card and ask her go
home herself.
and this is what my friend will tell her...

He "Here... i don't have car. but i have....
this...EZ-LINK CARD!! woohoooo.
here i lend you. Inside got $5 hor...
i calculated that you will spend
about $2.50 to reach that bus stop near
your house..
I don't want to see my value less than $2.50
hor...and also ar.. can help me top up anot...
thanks ar. must return that card ok..."

I thought of this super budget date.

He "Hey dear...want to watch movie or not.."
She "yes! watch what?"
He "watch...Wu Jian Dao want?"
She "ok! meet where?"
He "at ur house downstair the video shop there."
She "huh? why there?"
He "because that time i went past that shop
and they are showing that show on the
TV outside that shop..we going to
stand there watch."

He "Dear...are you hungry? i treat you lunch want?"
She "ok..eat at where?"
He "near my house that temple there."
She "huh? why temple and not food court?"
He "oh...because the temple now giving out free vegetarian
lunch for the old people so we can go there eat secretly."

He "Dear...its getting late liao. i worried about ur safety."
She "oh... so sweet.."
He "haha. of cos.. because you have not return me my VCDs ma."
She "chey...."
He "dear, i send you home ba..."
She "u got car meh?"
He "hmm...can say la... i got this Ez-link card to lend u..
so can say that bus driver drive u home on behalf of me."

He "Hey.... you must be feeling very tired
after working for so long..."
She "ya..haha."
He "i made u this soup to nourish you."
She "wah! so thoughtful.. thanks!"
He "haha.. no nd la... cos im selling my soup
as a job. later pass me $3 hor.. thank you."

Later when the GF's bro heard of this
kind of man.
When he urinating halfway, the bro
walk in and cover him with plastic bag
and whack him.

just for laugh..
not real..
and im alright.