Sunday, January 22, 2006
i was bored so i thought of this poem...
here goes...
Oh my god we had a noob
Ee-i-ee-i-o
In the game he says he's good
Ee-i-ee-i-o
he was first-blooded here
and got gang-banged there
here die, there die
everywhere also die
Oh my god we had a noob
Ee-i-ee-i-o
Oh my god we had a noob
Ee-i-ee-i-o
and all he did was only die
Ee-i-ee-i-o
getting death score high
getting kills score low
here owned, there owned
everywhere also owned
oh my god we had a noob
Ee-i-ee-i-o
oh my god we had a noob
Ee-i-ee-i-o
and he cannot stop getting owned
Ee-i-ee-i-o
he challenged tower
which has more power
here killed, there killed
everywhere also killed
oh my god we had a noob
Ee-i-ee-i-o
oh my god we had a noob
Ee-i-ee-i-o
who likes to BANG SEH all his team
Ee-i-ee-i-o
he saw heros coming
he ran without helping
here run, there run
everywhere run, run
oh my god we had a noob
Ee-i-ee-i-o
thats all, i will update as soon as possible!
8:18 pm
Friday, January 20, 2006
Soon after i was sacked, i decided to polish my skills in playing DOTA. My choice is partly due to the increased influential from my friends. They are getting better and i do not want to be a burden whenever i join their team. That is a weird thinking right? Well, when you have nothing better to do, you will come up with various funny idea to pass time. The whole of my morning today was spent with my eyes glued to the monitor screen, playing DOTA. Hopefully i will get better and i hate getting labelled as "noob" or "feeder". I want to be an asset to the team and not a liability.
5:47 pm
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Most of us can afford to take a lesson from the oyster.
The most extraordinary thing about the oyster is this. Irritations get into his shell. He does not like them; he tries to get rid of them.
But when he cannot get rid of them he settles down to make of them one of the most beautiful things in the world. He uses the irritation to do the loveliest thing that an oyster ever has a chance to do.
If there are irritations in our lives today, there is only one prescription: make a pearl. It may have to be a pearl of patience, but, anyhow, make a pearl. And it takes faith and love to do it.
8:13 pm
oh shit..today was my last day going to work, reason being that the company no longer need us. Hmm..should i be happy or sad? Today was also my first time bringing a 1.5L water to work because i felt that the small water bottle was way too small to satisfy me. Too bad! today i worked until 1pm only..and i only took just a few sip from the big bottle, could not finish the whole bottle. We had our lunch at the pantry area. There were many packets of rice and mee feng until we could not finish! As we were finishing our food, somebody came in. To our surprise, in his hand was a super duper big abolone. That abolone is as big as 3/4 of an A4 size paper. It can definitely fill the stomach of a man! As we proceeded to the exit, i suggest to my friends that we were like graduating from the company, would be receiving our "certificate" cum money days later.. yea..no more dried sea food smell!
7:36 pm
Friday, January 13, 2006
Once upon a time, there lived a poor man. He had 2 step-brothers and a step-mother. His life was rather pathetic because he had to do all the house work himself. One stupid day, the lazy and dumb king decided to have a party at his one-room castle... Rumours had it that it was the pretty princess's idea, as she wanted to find a good prince. On the day of the party, the poor man's ogre-looking step-brothers rushed to the castle at around 7pm to attend the celebration, leaving the poor man working hard scrubbing the toilet. Actually, the poor man wished to marry a rich and beautiful princess so he live a better life.. "tink tink TINK!!" The fairy god father suddenly appeared in front of him. " I can grant your wish!" All of a sudden, the toilet bowl turned into a golden 4 wheels mobile toilet bowl. His two hamsters became his horses.
"I have to warn you now young idiot. My magic will end at 12am. Curse you."
"Thank you..."
The poor man managed to reach the castle on time. His walked slowly into the ball room, wearing a pair of GLASS BOOTS, black coat and hat. The princess was very pleased and wanted to dance with him. They danced and fell danced and fell until the clock striked 12...
Poor man:"I have to go now.."
Princess:"YESH..! Get lost freak.."
The man ran and ran down the steps. Unfortunately one of his GLASS BOOTS fell off.
Princess:" Oh My God..! Thats damn smelly..i'm loving it."
The next day, the princess wanted to find out who that smelly GLASS BOOT belonged to, because she really like that smell. She ordered her guards to check every single house to find who can fit that GLASS BOOT. The poor man's brothers rushed to try it, but too bad their feets were as big as big foot. THe poor man's turn arrived and he managed to squeeze his feet in.
From then on, the princess and man lived happily ever after. His Dream had finally come true.!!
10:33 pm
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
I woke up late this morning because my alarm clock was too soft until i could not hear. I was finally woke up at around 7.30am when my mum asked me what i was going to have for breakfast. I got ready freaking fast and then ran towards Kovan MRT station. Just ran for few metres then it started raining. What the hell. What stupid luck. I was totally dranced... So cold yet i must run..haiz... Suddenly i saw something that looked like a wet ball of tissue fall from the sky..Oh my god..That white thing dropped and hit my feet. HOLY... SHIT...!! Dont know which dumb birdy stomach ache then got good eye sight, aimed its fluffy butt at me. "Poof!" and its liquid-paper-like dropping fell down and hugged my ankle.. I felt like vomiting. I ran to the Mac then quickly washed my feet..Reached that MRT station liao.. Went into the station, too bad the same time when the train was about to close door.. See the train close door.. see my friend's face, what could i say?
10:20 pm
Sunday, January 08, 2006
Rain rain ran, no rain better because i can go out and my mum will not have to complain about the trouble of bringing the laundries in and out. Too bad i cannot control that weird weather. I decided to spend the whole day at home playing and using computer. My life does not only revolve around my computer, but also around my handphone. Yea.. today i also exchanged a lot of smses with a friend. I spent the rest of my time on the computer, improving my blog to make it nicer. Cool.. i have a great sense of satisfaction of what i have done. I really hope that i know more about the basics of computers and internet. Well, i guess i am slowly but surely improvely my IT knowledge. Haiz... Just last night i dreamed again about my future. I dreamed about becoming some sort of designer. Sometimes i wonder if my dreams of becoming a graphic, advertisement, animation or media kind of designers a bit impossible to realise. Now i am interested in Art and Design category, but am still not sure if i can earn a living with it. People nowdays are so into science and technology, espeacilly biotechnogy. But! without creative desginers, there are no such things as a new model mobile phone or even a new game. So am i going to be happy or miserable? Is my interest going to get me somewhere or just leave me behind the society. Anyway, experts already concluded that by around 40 years later, the world's oil will be depleted. What are you going to do? Time is running out you know.
10:50 pm
A wolf was running in a forest when it saw a plate of minced meat. It was attracted by the smell and then it approached that plate. A man suddenly showed up and stopped the wolf from nearing the meat. "That is a nice and delicious plate of food, can i have some?" the wolf asked.
"No. This plate of food is used to capture a creature called "opportunity". The man replied.
The wolf:"how does opportunity looked like?"
The man:"I don't know, but i heard that he/she will make me successful and rich."
The wolf:"Oh..Can you please let me have some? A tiny portion will do."
The man:"NO WAY! Opportunity could not be as ugly as you are! I don't want to waste my food on you."
The wolf:"ok. Fine. Byebye!" And then the wolf ran off.
Apparently, the man had added in some sleeping powder to the meat. He wanted to capture "opportunity" when it is sleeping after eating the food. The man waited and waited. Suddenly, he heard some noises, sounds of foot step getting louder. He realised that a group of hunters, carrying bows and arrows were running towards him.
Hunter A:"Hey sir ! Did you see a wolf passing by here?"
The man:"Yes. It went towards the west. May i know why are you chasing that wolf?"
Hunter A:"Oh. Because that wolf had killed the king's precious cat while he was hunting just now."
Hunter B:"Ya. The king is very angry and is willing to make whoever manages to catch the wolf rich!"
Hunter A:"That is why we are trying so hard to hunt that wolf."
The man was completely devastated when he realised that he had wasted a rare chance of getting rich.
4:23 pm
