Friday, January 13, 2006
Once upon a time, there lived a poor man. He had 2 step-brothers and a step-mother. His life was rather pathetic because he had to do all the house work himself. One stupid day, the lazy and dumb king decided to have a party at his one-room castle... Rumours had it that it was the pretty princess's idea, as she wanted to find a good prince. On the day of the party, the poor man's ogre-looking step-brothers rushed to the castle at around 7pm to attend the celebration, leaving the poor man working hard scrubbing the toilet. Actually, the poor man wished to marry a rich and beautiful princess so he live a better life.. "tink tink TINK!!" The fairy god father suddenly appeared in front of him. " I can grant your wish!" All of a sudden, the toilet bowl turned into a golden 4 wheels mobile toilet bowl. His two hamsters became his horses.
"I have to warn you now young idiot. My magic will end at 12am. Curse you."
"Thank you..."
The poor man managed to reach the castle on time. His walked slowly into the ball room, wearing a pair of GLASS BOOTS, black coat and hat. The princess was very pleased and wanted to dance with him. They danced and fell danced and fell until the clock striked 12...
Poor man:"I have to go now.."
Princess:"YESH..! Get lost freak.."
The man ran and ran down the steps. Unfortunately one of his GLASS BOOTS fell off.
Princess:" Oh My God..! Thats damn smelly..i'm loving it."
The next day, the princess wanted to find out who that smelly GLASS BOOT belonged to, because she really like that smell. She ordered her guards to check every single house to find who can fit that GLASS BOOT. The poor man's brothers rushed to try it, but too bad their feets were as big as big foot. THe poor man's turn arrived and he managed to squeeze his feet in.
From then on, the princess and man lived happily ever after. His Dream had finally come true.!!
Q life is a long stretch of road
10:33 pm
